oh jordan catalano.....

Ok, so back high school and Angela was totally in love with you but she was sorta nerdy and you didn't really want to admit that you liked a nerdy girl it was OKAY to act aloof and angsty and totally bored with life.

But Jordan, it's been, like, 15 years since Your So Called (high school) Life, and you and Angela have been broken up for a really long time because her parents totally hated you and she has never gotten over you and it's RUINED her to the point where she stole TOTALLY had an affair with that hot guy from Almost Famous and broken up his relationship with that chick from Weeds and every magazine was talking about what a horrible person she is.

Haven't you done enough? Do you REALLY need to attend the VMAs looking like this?