Reading is Sexy

Tuesday, June 05, 2007

Dum Dum da Dum!

Dum dum da dum!

Ok dear readers (and I guess that means my sister and Namita!), I am out of here to get hitched and then on my HONEYMOON. My TBR pile for the honeymoon includes:

Alaska, by James Michener
The Poisonwood Bible, by Barbara Kingsolver
Amy and Isabelle, by Elizabeth Strout
Back When We Were Grownups, by Anne Tyler
Open House, by Elizabeth Berg
The White Boned Demon, by Ross Terrill

I’m SO excited to get through some of these and I’ll post some reviews from beautiful Mediterranean Europe.

Friday, June 01, 2007

I'm so RACY

Occasionally I like to track where my readers are coming from. This morning over my Starbucks I noticed that I get bizarre flurries of activity around 3 in the morning.

Hmmm, who is trying to find book reviews in the wee hours of the morning, I ask myself.

Well, it would seem that the majority of my nocturnal readers are finding my humble little site by typing “Sexy conversations” or “sexy sisters” into their search browser.

I imagine that for someone who has a fetish for watching two sisters get it on that my site might seem like a freakin’ goldmine! After all, my site is called “reading is SEXY” and I have a post entitled “ A CONVERSATION between two SISTERS”. Oh Google, you silly search engine with your crazy Boolean values.

I can only imagine the frustration a particularly horny gentleman must feel when he clicks on a link promising him seconds of ecstacy and instead finds himself reading about knitting and cookbooks. I feel like I have let certain gentlemen readers down.

And for that, Midnight Porn Surfers, I am sorry.

For those of you how found my site by searching for “dismemberment” … please leave and don’t come back.