I'm so RACY

Occasionally I like to track where my readers are coming from. This morning over my Starbucks I noticed that I get bizarre flurries of activity around 3 in the morning.

Hmmm, who is trying to find book reviews in the wee hours of the morning, I ask myself.

Well, it would seem that the majority of my nocturnal readers are finding my humble little site by typing “Sexy conversations” or “sexy sisters” into their search browser.

I imagine that for someone who has a fetish for watching two sisters get it on that my site might seem like a freakin’ goldmine! After all, my site is called “reading is SEXY” and I have a post entitled “ A CONVERSATION between two SISTERS”. Oh Google, you silly search engine with your crazy Boolean values.

I can only imagine the frustration a particularly horny gentleman must feel when he clicks on a link promising him seconds of ecstacy and instead finds himself reading about knitting and cookbooks. I feel like I have let certain gentlemen readers down.

And for that, Midnight Porn Surfers, I am sorry.

For those of you how found my site by searching for “dismemberment” … please leave and don’t come back.